

Here's a short video of the bicyclists in action.Īt last, the riders turned onto Market Street, and headed off into downtown San Francisco. This guy didn't even bother to bring a bike to the Naked Bike Ride, but opted for skates, a top hat, and "furry" leggings instead. Next, the riders wended their way through the outdoor craft market in front of the Ferry Building, attracting attention from locals and tourists alike. He had to content himself with people reading his sign. The event organizer tried to hand out flyers to passersby, and had no luck whatsoever. Mask was rarin' to go.įirst we rode right through the deaf confab. Some of the deaf people noticed the cyclists and came over to check out the action.ĭespite the announcement of an immediate departure, everyone continued to prepare at their own leisurely pace.įinally, people began to grab their bikes. What will the message be?īy sheer coincidence, a national organization of deaf and hearing-impaired people was having an outdoor convention on the other side of Justin Herman Plaza. Needless to say, they were quite popular with the shutterbugs.īack in the tent, a chest was being primed for some last-minute sloganeering. The fellow on the right is better known to many zombietime readers as "Scrotum Man." On this particular occasion, mercifully, his scrotum was uninflated.Įnd naked something - anything - please! Proof, if any further proof were needed, that this event was as much about exhibitionism as anything else.)Īll three of these participants are well-known local "regulars" at public events like this one, and make a point of showing up naked at as many of them as they can get away with. (Notice that this guy was - as were many of the other men there - wearing a ring around the base of his genitals, to make sure they protruded more noticeably. Sunscreen applied to strategic locations can help avoid a nasty (in all senses of the term) burn later on. Just because you're nearly naked doesn't mean you can't dress formally! Then folks turned around to show off their back messages.Īs the photo shoot broke up, it was announced that the time for pedaling was quickly approaching. Someone in a mask loomed close to the photographers, for unknown reasons.įinally nearly everyone was in place. Next it was time for the group photo shoot. while the other had some advice for Paris Hilton. One rider was getting a slogan about his soybean-powered car.
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(If you have seen the names of any other presidential candidates written on the bodies of nude protesters, please send the photos to me here.)Ĭurious as to how all these people were writing slogans on their bodies so clearly, I headed over to a nearby tent and found that professional "body artists" were doing the corporeal graffiti with an airbrush, featuring the customized message of your choice. Who will have the dubious dintinction of being next year's favored candidate of the unclothed? Last year they were campaigning for Gore in '08 this year it's Kucinich. This guy in a San Francisco Giants hat surveyed the scene majestically as the bicyclists milled around, preparing for the ride. Do not continue reading the page if you don't want to see naked people.Īnd there was, indeed, plenty of ass to go around that day.
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***WARNING***: Full frontal nudity to follow.


Since many of the images speak for themselves, I'll only give captions below where needed. But there was some fresh blood, and best of all: sunny and warm weather. The 2007 Naked Bike Ride was remarkably similar to the 2006 Naked Bike Ride as you can see from my report about that event, many of the participants were the very same people, even riding the very same bikes. No one will admit to that last motivation for the event, but it was pretty obvious from the kind of people who got naked (some of whom are men active in the "alternative sexualities" scene in San Francisco) why they were doing what they were doing. This is a photo report of that day's event in San Francisco, California.įor more information about the World Naked Bike Ride concept, click here for their Web site for media coverage of rides in other cities on June 9, click here.īasically, the purpose underlying the event is three-fold: one, to promote a car-free lifestyle, and decrease our dependence on fossil fuels two, to freak out the "squares," and to force the public to "step out of its comfort zone" and three, most controversially, to get a sexual thrill out of being an exhibitionist.

The fourth annual World Naked Bike Ride was held in various cities around the globe on June 9, 2007. World Naked Bike Ride 2007 in San Francisco World Naked Bike Ride 2007
